Hey, I'm Jessie. Nineteen years old. Second year Spanish and Kinesiology major at the University of Virginia, working in a research lab investigating chronic knee pain prevention and treatments. I have a slight addiction to coffee and I love the smell of books.
I'm not exactly the most emotional person. so I guess this is kind of a collection of word/picture/feelings vomit, that way I don't have to actually process emotions. I'm kidding. But only kind of.
As a rule, you should take about 7% of what I say seriously, and assume I'm trying to be sarcastic or clever the other 93% of the time.
If you have any questions, feel free to ask away!
if someone shows you a meaningful song or their favorite poem or you ever get to hear that person talk about something they’re passionate about you better fucking listen because that person is probably spilling their heart and soul to you in one simple gesture and you better be honored because imagine just how hard it is for someone to tell someone that.
(via skinnyspectrum)
hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT
“NO SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY
(via whatwomenreallythink)
i hate when you have to order at a restaurant, but all the menu items have really goofy or long names. like wtf its so embarrassing to look your waiter in the eyes and be like “yes i’ll have Uncle Jimmy’s Finger Lickin’ Rib Ticklin Hootin-n-Hollerin’ Cajun Heat Super Stack Supreme Cheese Burger.”
(Source: dirkstridersbraces, via leftnipple)
i dont care if youre 7 there is no way i am letting you win an easter egg hunt welcome to the real world jackass
(Source: karkatmarxas, via mmmeeeppp)
